Friday, March 26, 2010

My Wish List

Apparently some 3.5 mil world-wide saw the Sticky and Sweet Tour making it the most profitable tour by a single artiste in like ever. Luckily for us, they captured it on DVD and CD- I WANT!

I WANT I WANT I WAAAAAANT!!!

Lost my physical copy months ago; I think it's time I got it back.

Currently Getting Into...

Wasn't too interested in this one when it was selected by Oprah as one of her new Book Club selections, (I have a mental block against non0fiction) but after the whole controversy of it being revealed as made up, I was a bit intrigued. Still, I wasn't spending my hard-earned money on it. Thank u mom, for that. Will read soon.

Another one mom gave me, I sift through it every night.

Some days, it comes down to this- lunch or Vogue? Seems I made a good choice this day.

Currently Getting Into...

Boring and migraine-inducing; altogether disappointing.

Another fave director, another gross disappointment.

This is some scary shit, but like the best horror- its totally fun to watch at nights with the lights off. I jumped several times!

Currently Getting Into...

Soulful, relaxing, and just plain beautiful, Sade Adu's first album in almost ten years plays like she never left the game.

Love these guys, glad to have them back. Takes a little time to get into, but i'm liking it nonetheless.

#judgemeallyouwant

Currently Getting Into...



YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!



A true pop event, Gaga knows how to stir up controversy and have people talking about her. The clip features homicide, lesbianism, the weirdest ad placements ever, and Tarantino's Pussy Wagon. The song is pretty good, too. Awesomery!



Def one of the better, more inventive videos this quarter. With the song too, the quartet proves they're more than just a youtube sensation.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

And the Oscar Goes To...

The ceremony is less than two hours away, and I dunno bout you, but i'm pretty psyched to see who wins what. I've seen like 95% of these films, luckily i've seen all ten nominated for Best Picture. Below is what I think will win what, and of course why I think it'll win what. Disagree? Agree? Lemme know.


Best Actress
I haven't seen Helen Mirren's performance, but it hardly matters at this point, she's at the very bottom of this race. Besides, she's already won in this category already. Recently, too. I've seen "The Blind Side", but I have a huge bias against Sandra Bullock- she's a horrible actress and by no means does she deserve to be in this category, but something tells me she just might win what with having bagged the Globe and SAG awards. I'd rather see Carey Mulligan sock it to her.

Will Win: Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side"
Should Win: Meryl Streep "Julie and Julia"

Best Actor
What a boring film Invictus is, and i'm sorry, as much as I love and respect Morgan Freeman, his turn as Mandela is hollow and unconvincing. Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker was fantastic, the heart and soul of Bigelow's film, but this just isn't his year. Ditto for Colin Firth and the little seen A Single Man. It hardly matters though, Bridges seems to have this one locked.

Will Win: Jeff Bridges "Crazy Heart"
Should Win: George Clooney "Up in the Air"
Best Supporting Actor
After the otherwise ridiculous The Lovely Bones, I now see Stanley Tucci in a whole 'nother light; what a creepy performance! But while the momentum had started largely in his favour, it has died. Completely. Woody Harrelson gave an affecting performance in The Messengers, but just like Ledger last year, the villain of the lot will win. And deservedly so.

Will Win: Christoph Waltz "Inglourious Basterds"
Should Win: Christoph Waltz "Inglourious Basterds"

Best Supporting Actress
I never though i'd ever think Cruz could carry a movie, but in truth, she was one of the very few reasons to see Nine. Farmiga and Kendrick were uniformly great in Up in the Air, too and it's wonderful to see an under-rated talent like Gyllenhaal finally nominated after years of noteworthy performances. But only one name matters here and i'm sure by now Mo'Nique has already memorized her acceptance speech.

Will Win: Mo'Nique "Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire"
Should Win: Mo'Nique "Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire"


Best Director
Some good films are nominated in this category, and after an artistic slump, it's great to see Tarantino back in the thick of things. I would have preferred to see District 9 instead of Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire, Blomkamp's work was awesome, and as much as I love Up in the Air, I don't see what's so awesome about that film's direction. Anywho, it's a battle of the exes here- heavy weight champion of the world, James Cameron, and the underdog, Kathryn Bigelow. Cameron's direction for Avatar was ground-breaking, but now that Bigelow has won the Director's Guild, the first woman to do so, it's hard to see the Academy taking ten steps back.

Will Win: Kathryn Bigelow "The Hurt Locker"
Should Win: Kathryn Bigelow "The Hurt Locker"


Best Film
So ten films are nominated to increase public interest in the awards, or so the Academy says. As such, we have acclaimed archness, A Serious Man, and blockbuster melodrama The Blind Side and everything else in between. It's awesome to see Up in the runnings; the last time an animated feature film achieved this kind of reception was in 1991, but I really would have loved to see "Fantastic Mr. Fox" in there, too. Still, the nominees are mostly generally brilliant. Inglourious Basterds won the SAG for Best Ensemble Acting, a pre-cursor to the Oscars if there ever was one, but it's hard to see this award going to such a controversial film when one of the highest-grossing films of all time is in the runnings. It would be no surprise if Avatar won, unless of course they decide to give it to The Hurt Locker, which has won the Producer's Guild and most everything at the BAFTA's.

Will Win: Avatar
Should Win: The Hurt Locker

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

My Wish List

Love love love this film! Tarantino is a genius! Need this in my collection like now!

  
Don't judge me, but some of these songs have memories attached to them. Plus, there's no denying that Spears is (or was, depending on how you look at it) a pop force. Some of these songs here are some of the most ubiquitous, most memorable, best popular songs of the last ten years.

 
The singularly most controversial book published in the last 5-10 years, I want to read this one to see what the hoopla is all about.

Curently Getting Into...

Like Coldplay before them, these guys are easy to hate- they wear their influences proudly on their shoulder and for most, they're a bit too fey. But just like their infectious self titled debut, their sophomore effort is filled to the brim with hooks and expert song-writing.

 
Here's another group that i'm not a big fan of, but has dumb-founded me with a new release. The name of the band is Beach House; the name of the album is Teen Dream. For some reason, I think of Fleet Foxes whenever I listen; fulfilling from end-to-end.

 
 Joy Division's Closer has got to be one THE coolest albums ever made. I have no words to describe it or when I listen- I just let it envelop me.

Currently Getting Into...

Hot song, even hotter video. The song plays none stop on my island (and my head). The pop arty-ness of the video works and the whole island theme ties in well with the video. Should be another huge hit for Ri-Ri.

One of my musical heroes, it's great that she can go away for ten fricking years and come back perfectly ahead of the game. It's almost as if she never left. Her voice sounds just as great as it did 15 years ago, and i'm loving the minimalistic elements of the video, too.

Love Green Day, love this song. The collaged video gives us images that complement the themes and energy of the song quite well.

Currently Getting Into...

 
My fave book of all time; i'm having a re-read :)

Had this one in my collection for so long, and despite all the rave reviews and buzz, I kept putting it off. When I finally picked it up, I finished it in almost one sitting. I love how James (a Facebook friend) ably spins a tale full of comedy, religious and sexual obsession and obscenity. His use of magical realism calls to mind Toni Morrison, but it doesn't outrightly apes her. And to think it's only his debut. Looking forward to reading his second.

 
Yes, I know it's a high-fashion magazine- I have an interest in fashion too, plus magazines actually have words in them, too. Recently got this one and I flip through it most every night. Rihanna looks great on the cover, and I love her spread. The editorials and ad campaigns are pretty compelling in themselves, too.

Currently Getting Into...

 
I don't fluently speak a foreign language, but I love foreign language film; they always seem so much arts-ier than regular movies. This one is pretty good, too. Yolande Moreau  gives such a good, understated performance as French painter Séraphine. She hardly speaks much through-out the entire film, but it's a performance that requires so much than words said.

 
One of my new fave films, Fox is perfect. Can't believe the Academy kept this one put of the Best Picture race. Perfectly voiced by George Clooney and Meryl Streep, Wes Anderson and Noah Bambauch don't allow arch-ness to get in the way of comedy and fantastic story-telling.
When I was ten and watching this, I ran and hid in my room. Re-watching this the other night, I realized why. I probably have never seen a scarier movie in all my life. It's a perfect blend of pitch and tone, too, and less you not realize, the movie doesn't have a cheap and manipulative accompanying score; it doesn't need that Just look at the expressions on Ellen Burstyn's face.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

2009 Women of the Year!

2009 wasn't just a male-dominated year; the women made big strides, too. Whether in foreign relations, film, pop music or other-wise, here are the ones who had everyone buzzing through-out the year.

10. Kate Winslet

 
Whatever your thoughts about her The Reader, or her performance for which she finally won her first Oscar,  the point is after 6 nominations, she finally won. We suspect the Academy felt it was a long time comin', and rightfully so.

9. Herta Müller

 
It hardly matters that you have never read a thing from Müller; she's become the 12th woman to have won the Literature Nobel Prize in over 100 years.

8. Mo'Nique

 
She's a good comedienne, and for I suppose there's a reason she attracts large viewership on BET, but the world never knew that Mo'Nique could act. Like really act! Thanks to Lee Daniels' Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" By Sapphire, everyone got to see it for themselves. Having already won about 15 industry awards, expect Mo-Mo to land her Oscar nomination come Tuesday and the award come March.

7. Zoe Saldana

 
Life must be great for the incredibly beautiful Saldana, who not only starred in one of the highest-grossing (and best) films of they year, Star Trek, but one of the highest-grossing films of all-time, Avatar. Yes, that was her as Neytiri, the Na'vi princess. Amazing? I thought so too.

6. Susan Boyle

 
Say what you will about Boyle's neck, Susan Boyle was pop music's break-out star of '09. With her performance of "I Dreamed A Dream" on Britain's Got Talent watched over 100 million times on youtube, Boyle released her debut album in November, and within two months, it was confirmed as the fastest selling UK debut album of all time the album and has already sold 8 million copies the world over.

5. Rihanna



The world could have easily crumbled for Rihanna, what with how tragically it started. But you know what? It didn't. Homegirl bounced back more aggressively than ever- more hit singles, her fastest-selling album of her career, some gorgeous high-fashion magazine covers and editorials, two Grammy nominations, and what seems like a new beau.

4. Michelle Obama

 
Grace, charm, poise, beauty- all characteristics of one of the most eloquent First Ladies in history. Her detractors have opined that she seems to focus more on style over substance, but they're all just fuddy-duddies anyway. Michelle, in my eyes, is the pre-eminent mother and wife of 2009- strong, supportive, regal and affimative.

 3. Beyoncé

 
She covered Vogue, sold another 6 million albums, grossed over US$140 million in tours and the box office, received ten Grammy nominations (more than any other artiste)- and that's just the beginning for Miss Sasha Fierce. Two snaps!

2. Kathryn Bigelow

Watching The Hurt Locker, you would never guess that it was directed by a woman. I really don't mean that in any sexist, chauvinistic way either- it's one of the best movies about the on-going war in Iraq, possibly the finest war film since Saving Private Ryan ten years ago; women usually stay away from films of this nature. Despite the public shying away from the film, the reviews were excellent, and she's already won numerous awards, Kudos to Bigelow then, who, if she wins the Best Director Oscar, which she should, would become the first woman ever to do so.

1. Lady GaGa

 
It's hard, borderline impossible, to become a pop culture icon in one year, but following in the foot-steps of Madonna before her, GaGa did it.  Her followers and fans are legion, she has the couture fashion world eating our of her palms, a string of #1 hits, Grammy awards to look forward to tomorrow, videos that will make your eyes pop and mouths drop, one of the best-selling albums of 2009, fashion the world has never seen before and we suspect this is just the tip of the ice-berg.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Element of Boredom

Opening Alicia Keys' new album, The Element of Freedom , is a monologue entitled, what else "Element of Freedom (Intro)"-
"And the day came
When the risk it took
To remain tight and closed in the bud
Was more painful
Than the risk it took to bloom.
This is the element of freedom.
"
Poetry? Lyrical insight? My vote- neither. What it is evidence of is the route the proceeding album will take. But more on that later.
Alicia Keys, after studying classical music in the 80's, and bursting onto the popular music scene in 2001 at the tender age of 20, arrives at her fourth studio album. She has a truck load of awards and records, and in all fairness to her, she's one of the brightest, most talented stars the first decade of the 2000's has produced. With hit album Songs in A Minor, she earned comparisons to Lauryn Hill, Stevie Wonder and Prince, not for her insightful writing (most of the album was written when she was a teenager), but because of how the album almost perfectly melded elements of jazz, hip-hop and R&B. So far so good.
Next came The Diary of Alicia Keys that while almost aggravatingly top-heavy, was a much more adult affair. She did the MTV Unplugged thing (why that series is still relevant is still anyone's guess), flexed her acting muscles, then came back with As I Am, bolstered by the huge hit "No One". The elements and success of that particular song are particularly interesting- not only did it keep in check Keys' usual modus operandi (heart-on-sleeves lyrics, earnest vocals, memorable production and hook), but what it did more than anything was to show that Keys wasn't just an R&B singer who happened to be popular, but was really a pop singer who happened to have an affinity for R&B. So she collaborated with Linda Perry (Pink, Christina Aguilera) and John Mayer, but even that couldn't hide Keys' main problems- her oft-times pedestrian lyrics.

Back to The Element of Freedom.
First song here is entitled "Love is Blind", a cliché for a song title if ever there was one. "Well people don't see what I see/Even when them right there/Standing next to me/And all of my friends think I'm crazy for loving you/But they don't know/There's nothing else I can do," Keys sings over drippy, as-slow-as-you-can-go Prince-esque shifting drums. There's this laughable Egyptian element to it, too, that only makes Keys' vocals sound irritating and horrible.
Up next is first single "Doesn't Mean Anything", largely forgotten on radio and the charts. At the beginning, the song is pleasant enough, but as it plods on, we lose interest. Oh. And try not to cringe when she sings "Rather be a poor woman living on the street/Cuz I don't want no pie if I have to cry."
Second single "Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart" finally comes along to shake things up. Again, Prince comes to mind with its dense 80's-lite drum thuds. The song starts on a thin whisper before Keys is all confident at the bridge- "Rather than hold on to a broken dream, i'll just hold on to love." Admittedly, it's another vacuous line, but at least it feels honest. (As a sidenote: it's a great song to dance to at the club.)
Alas, she goes right back to the pretty generalities with "Wait Til You See My Smile"- "Don't they love to see you down/Kick you while you are in the ground/Don't let any emotions show." They who? You who?? If this is Keys' attempt to use her music to try to encourage her listeners who may be going through hard times, this is a pathetic attempt. Girl, you aint no Mary J. Blige; pain is not your strong point.
"Through the shake of an earthquake/I will never fall/That's how strong my love is/Like a ship through the storm/We can risk it all/That's how strong my love is" goes the chorus of "That's How Strong My Love Is". And for elevators and department stores, this one should be a big hit.
"Unthinkable (I'm Ready)" is the second stand out on this disc. (If you're following, we're at track 7. Do the math.) Keys sounds vulnerable and desperate, even sexy in the right parts. Co-written by rapper Drake, who also performs background vocals behind her, Keys' breathily chants: "I know you were sent to me/This is exactly how it should be when it's meant to be/Time is only wasting so I wait for eventually." Onto the disc's second half...
...And it opens with Keys all gutted and coarse on "Love is My Disease"- "I thought love would be my cure/ But now it’s my disease/ I try to act mature/ But I’m a baby when you leave,’’ she sings, her voice snagging on the word “baby’’ as if hurting too much to say it aloud. It's probably the first song she's ever done with an overt reggae-tinge, and the album is made all the better for its inclusion.
"Like the Sea" compares love to the turbulent waves and currents of the sea, and if you've ever been in love, her similie isn't too far off. Too bad the song is a tad flat and runs out of ideas half way through.
Next song "Put It In a Love Song" is interesting not only because it is stylistically different than anything else on the album, but because it features Beyoncé, an entertainer and performer who, while still operating under the large umbrella that is R&B, couldn't be more stylistically opposed to Alicia Keys if she tried. But God bless Beyoncé's soul; she adds some much needed sass and juice to this snoozer of an album. When her verse rolls around, we kinda forget we're listening to an Alicia Keys song until it's Keys' turn again. Then it clicks- with all her talent and acclaim, Alicia Keys isn't very interesting. It wasn't evident ever since Keys appeared on the scene, we just weren't allowed to see it with how loud the industry mill was roaring.
Does Keys realize the album is lacking sass? With next song "This Bed", it seems so, but even with combining a refreshingly sunny guitar riff and smart lyrics (for once!) like "These king size sheets need more than just a queen", Alicia still sounds half-interesting. Both "Distance and Time" and "How It Feels to Fly" pair a simpering piano arrangement with a melisma-heavy vocal well beyond the capacities of Keys's voice. Then she tries her hand at remaking, if you will, Jay-Z's smash "Empire State of Mind", which she memorably contributed to. That's a hard task, and Keys' intent seem questionable, to say the least, but surprise surprise- she damn near succeeds. She excises the hip-hop, thankfully she doesn't try to rap, and injects a lil more soul. Still, it all comes a little too late.
As smart and savvy a songwriter as Keys should be able to do better than this, particularly now that she has a decade of experience under her belt. Now that she's entering the middle phase of her career, it's high time Keys gave us a classic album. At this point, it seems all Alicia will be able to give us is a decent Greatest Hits compilation. Perhaps it's unfair to judge Keys by the excessive hype whipped up surrounding almsot evrything she's done. But it's surely a compliment to suggest that someone as abundantly gifted as she is can do better than this boring, rarely decent, disappointingly generic record.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

2009 Men of the Year!

Overnight sensations. Economic meltdown. Deaths. Bankruptcy. Ah, 2009! Didn't you just love it?! Historically and economically, it was one of the worst years into the new millennium. But these ten guys below found a way to make the year work for them. In fact, these ten men OWNED 2009. It was theirs and we just happened to share it with them. Here are the ten men, who, in 2009, made big strides, and should be making even bigger in this new year. 

10. Drake


Hit singles, guest appearances alongside Jay-Z and Eminem and a critically-acclaimed mix tape have caused Drake to be the most hyped thing in hip-hop since Kanye West. Sorry, Kid Cudi.

9. LeBron James


Named 2009's MVP in the NBA, James sits at #19 on Forbes' list of the top-earning celebs of last year. Not since the days of Michael Jordan has a player made this much impact on and off the court.

8. Maxwell


So after playing an important role in the development of neo-soul, Maxwell disappeared into quasi-absolute obscurity for 8 years. But in 2009, Maxwell released BLACKsummers'night, an unexpected hit record, filled with grit, power and what else- soul. With 6 Grammy nominations, Maxwell seems to have finally come into his own.

7. Usain Bolt


Making records is always fun. Breaking them is even better. Just ask Bolt, the first man since maybe Bob Marley who made the whole world wish they were born Jamaican. He's been called the Michael Jackson of Track and Field, and while that comparison seems a bit silly, it's actually quite apt.

6. Christoph Waltz


He's already won about 22 industry awards for his performance in Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds (more on him later) and you know what? He probably should win even more; it was the performance of a lifetime that absolutely no one saw coming.

5. Jay-Z

 
So according to Forbes again, Hov is 1/2 of the top earning couples in entertainment, married or otherwise. That's quite a colossal feat considering some of the couples out there. But if that were all that went well for Jigga in '09, it'd be enough. Add to that three more hit singles, two Grammy nominations, AND the fact that he's now into his 11th #1 album,  a record for a solo act in the history of the Billboard charts.

4. Quentin Tarantino


There is no other director operating today with more chutzpah than Quentin Tarantino. Word is, he angered quite a few on the jury of the Cannes Film Festival, with many of the audience members actually walking out during the viewing of Inglourious Basterds. But then the public saw it, and they spoke- the film is Tarantino's highest-grossing film at the US box office and world-wide. And that's saying a whole lot considering he's made Pulp Fiction. With all types of Oscar buzz about the place, and one week away from the revelation of the nominees, i'd like to say "Screw you, Cannes!"

3. President Obama


As beloved as he is, there's no other politician as divisive as Obama. After ushering in new hope in the US, and the world, he's been hit hard with real affairs and of course mass criticism from the political right wing, his impact abroad has culminated with him being the fourth US president to have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

2. James Cameron


In today's box office climate, to have a film gross US$100 million is a fantastic achievement. But we're talking Cameron, here. (When Leo said "I'm the King of the world!" in Titanic, he wasn't talking about himself.) Avatar, you may have heard of it, has now grossed over US$1 billion world-wide (that "b" wasn't a typo); has ushered a new form of digital movie-making and is largely touted to win the Oscar for Best Film next March.

1. Michael Jackson

Yes, I know Jackson died in 2009. No, i'm not crazy. Don't believe me? Let's back track.
1. Back in March, when Jackson announced a string of 50 concerts in London, over 300,000 tickets sold out within mere minutes of availability, some selling for hundreds of pounds on internet auction sites.
2. When news of Jackson's death surfaced back in June, social media basically melt down due to heavy internet traffic all searching for news of the tragedy. For hours, Facebook and Twitter users were basically shut out, while for at least two months afterward, the most talked about thing on the two sites were of course, Jackson.
3. When Sony Pictures gained rights to the footage of the concert rehearsals and released it as a film, Kenny Ortega's This Is it, over the Halloween weekend, the fans came out in droves- in five days, the film became the highest-grossest concert film of all time.
4. And if all of that weren't enough, in addition to all the Michael Jackson-themed parties held between June and December from Paris to Jamaica, and the tributes from MTV and BET, Jackson was the highest-selling artiste of 2009 with over 8 million records sold in the US, doubling the sales of Taylor Swift, the Beatles and Susan Boyle.